Can't obtain crap inside Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to obtain a single valueless matter while residing within the great state of. No waste for me, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to acquire even a speck of feces inside Ohio. No garbage available around here, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense within OH.
Alas, I don't have the aptitude to obtain even the smallest speck of junk during the time residing within the borders of Ohio. There is no crap available in these parts, unfortunately. I am without even a trace of dung in OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my reach to have a single crap while in the state of Ohio. No junk available around here, regrettably. I lack the ability to have a single shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, regrettably I am constrained to obtain even the smallest amount
of garbage during living within the state of Ohio. No garbage in my possession, alas. I don't have any of feces in Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I lack the capacity to possess any feces while residing inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found in Ohio, regrettably. I am unable to own even a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am powerless to possess the slightest bit of waste while living in Ohio. No garbage in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain even a trace of dung inside the great state of Ohio.
