Can't Have Shit In Ohio
lack the capacity to own junk within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to obtain a single valueless
material during staying inside Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, unfortunately.
Unfortunately,
I can't obtain even a speck of feces in Ohio. There is no crap available in this region, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of OH.
Sadly, I can't possess the capability to acquire a single waste during the time residing within the borders of the enchanting state of. There is no crap to be found in this region, regrettably. I am bereft of any feces inside OH.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to obtain a single nonsense while in the state of Ohio. No junk available within Ohio, unfortunately. I can't own a single shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, unfortunately I am restricted to acquire even the smallest amount of junk whilst living within the state of Ohio. No nonsense for me, unfortunately. I lack any of dung in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I lack the capacity to possess even a single excrement
during staying within the state of Ohio. No waste to be
found here, regrettably. I have no means to possess even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am unable to obtain the slightest bit of waste while staying inside Ohio. No waste to be found here, alas. I lack any excrement within the great state of Ohio.