haven't got the ability to obtain garbage inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to have a single valueless matter while living inside the great state of. No junk to be found here, unfortunately.
Regrettably, I am unable to acquire any excrement inside the state of. No nonsense to be found around here, unfortunately. No rubbish to have within Ohio.
Sadly, I'm missing the ability to possess even the smallest speck of garbage during the time living within the borders of the Buckeye State. No garbage available in the vicinity, sadly. I am without even a trace of feces inside Ohio.
Regrettably, it is not within my capabilities to have any junk while located
in Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this area, unfortunately. I lack the ability to have a single feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am constrained to acquire any waste while
residing in the state of Ohio. No crap in my possession, alas. I don't have even a trace of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to have the slightest bit of waste while staying in the state of Ohio. No
crap available in this area, sadly. I can't possess the tiniest amount of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to have even a single waste while living in Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately. I don't have any excrement within the great state of Ohio.