Can't acquire crap within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to obtain a single worthless matter whilst staying inside Ohio. No garbage to be found here, sadly.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to have even a speck of feces within Ohio. No junk to be found around here, unluckily. No rubbish to
have in the great state of Ohio.
Unfortunately, I don't have the capability to possess even the smallest speck of garbage while staying within the borders of Ohio. No rubbish to be found in the vicinity, unfortunately. I
am bereft of a single excrement inside Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my reach to have even a tiny bit of nonsense while in the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this area, regrettably. I am unable to have a single excrement inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, regrettably I am unable to possess even the smallest amount of nonsense during staying in the state of Ohio. No junk in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain any of dung within Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I don't have the ability to acquire any feces during living within the state of Ohio. No crap to be found in this area, sadly. I can't have even a trace of material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am unable to acquire any crap while living in Ohio. No garbage for me, sadly. I don't have even a trace of excrement inside the great state of Ohio.
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